My dreams… Such peculiar things
14 Jul 2010 Leave a Comment
What is this blog? A collection of all the weird and wonderful things that happen exclusively inside my mind?
…Well basically yeah, I think I got it spot on LOL
Okay, Enough of the teetering and hullabaloo, let’s get rockin’
Dream 1 (This happened on a separate night)
So, it was a mixture of Harry Potter + Fifa World cup. Which is basically everything that is of my life right now, thank you very much?
We (as in me and some random person I really can’t remember anymore) were looking around what seemed to be a mixture of Hogwarts and some sort of theme park, and Torres was helping me a lot, on this quest to find bat wings and stew balls or something. and then suddenly, we were in Brazil, for the 2010 FIFA world cup finals (wut) and they brought BACK brazil to play (even though they already went out )and instead of playing soccer, they had this weird relay cross country thingo and BRAZIL FREAKING WON and I’m like wut wut wut, and I saw the crushed looks on the Spanish team’s face and was like “this is not happening”. And it wasn’t, cause I woke up 
Dream 2
Went back to CCKSS for a matter of days, and insisted on schooling again. So mr loy xing jian took me in as his Chinese student and I STILL had to go for remedial even though I wasn’t even a proper student there. For some reason lizhe went to the remedial too and we both got talent spotted to host some wildlife show where we put frogs under magnifying glasses and listen to their croaks. HMMM. And then on the night of the world cup final (somehow there’s always a link back) I had to go back to school no matter what my argument was. Even “But I don’t even go there” didn’t work.
Dream 3
My primary school friend Amanda had used my phone and somehow texted Johnny Depp (haha guys not giving you his number.) and then we had a primary school excursion, so we were in the bus and Johnny Depp came over, and he flirted with Amanda. So I was like *OH MY GAD ITS J DEPPY* and started stuttering and stumbling like a moron, and so I was like, “damn I wish I was in the toilet to text you instead ha-ha” and he was all, “You’re really freaky.. fancy wanting to talk to me in the toilet.” So my jaw dropped (it probably dropped while I was sleeping too. That’s how offended I was.) and so I decided to sod everything in the world, except for jellytyrez. And so, we headed off to some weird place with scary staircases with huge gaps in between each step and clara seemed to have disappeared somewhere (such a typical Clara move). So it was left with the terrific trio, as we climbed the freaky doinky stairs while linking arms. Then, I tripped on Gladys’ sandal, and trishna hit her head and everyone blamed me. Then some random lady came up and told us to take a book to give her mom to explain everything. She also told us not to take a Johnny Depp related one cause she’ll find out for sure we were hanging with him. (-_- I don’t even..) and then we were walking with a swagga and Fernando torres was with us the whole time, and got really upset+bitchfaced cause we totally didn’t acknowledge his presence.
Ok.
Fin.
chitter chatter pitter patter