Last FIFA World Cup Related Post? Not a chance, homies.

12 Jul 2010 Leave a Comment

by chelle in Uncategorized

VIVA LA FURIA ROJA!!!!!

Right after their victory, the song “We are the Champions” by Queen was stuck in my head. So very relevant.

I’m just posting all this cause I’m overjoyed, in love with 20 men and am savouring the habit of wasting time because school’s about to start and I won’t be able to do any more of it. I’m also hoping the Spanish team might accidentally click on this link and admire my sincerity, passion, charm and wit *ahem* and sponteously fall in love with me, without thinking I’m just a crazy fangirl with stalkerish tendancies? Damn, a girl can only dream.

Here are just some memorable moments for me and I wanna say a little sumthin sumthin to my babies.  [Cause they’ll read this one day fo sho.]

ANDRES INIESTA YOU ARE DUBBED MAN OF THE MATCH. The beauty of your playing is that you pass the ball to others and count on teamwork, except once you had control of the ball yesterday, there really was no stopping you. I reckon the whole team should shave their heads in your honour. DUDE. YOU. ROCK. MY. WORLD.

SAN IKER CASILLAS QUERIDO, YOU ARE KING. YOU ARE SO BLOODY FLAWLESS AND I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. You, 104% without a doubt deserved winning the Golden Glove because of your ninja quick reactions and PERFECT SAVES. (Dude you actually never let the ball go into the net cause it always falls gracefully into your arms and you make it look so bloody easy, when trust me, it isn’t.) (Or maybe I’m just crap) (Nah, you’re perfect, but dude they said you didn’t save the goal during the Swiss match cause of your girlfriend? EH? WHAT’S HAPPENIN HERE WHAT DID I EVEN DO NOW. Our wild night together must have caused your exhaustion HAHAHAHA.) (Ok enough now.)You’re half the reason Spain has won the worldcup, you amazing amazing man. Geezles, I love you and your amazing “Bitch I got this” faces.

CESC FABREGAS YOU STUDMUFFIN, get over here! Once they put you on I was like “FINALLY!” I was outraged because you’re freakin’ captain of Arsenal and you got barely any time on the field at all. Not to mention you’ve never started a match so far! But you kept a positive attitude and helped the team a lot yesterday. THANK YOU CESCY. I’m rather proud to be you, according to facebook. Hahahahahhaa.  Oh and p/s, I did see you shaking your butt. But I liked it.

DAVID VILLA dude, who could forget you? You’re a mighty legend in this year’s world cup tournament and we’ll never forget the 5 FRIGGIN GOALS YOU MANAGED TO PULL OFF BEAUTIFULLY.  And even though you didn’t get the golden boot, you got the golden thumbs up FROM ME. And that’s all that really matters. [Wut] Also, your goal celebration aka the backwards run aka I have no fucking clue how you did that without colliding into someone brought me so much happiness I don’t know how to repay you.

GERARD PIQUE, you’re so precious and you bring so much energy to the field. Plus you look like a doll with those thick lips, to-die-for eyes and YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE WHEN YOU HERP DERP DERP HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh and YOU + CESC = HOT.

SERGIO RAMOS, you just get better and better don’t you? You’ve helped the team so much and you’re wicked quick. I also suggest you hurry up and get out of your closet. Cause everyone knows that you’re in love with nando, so you don’t have to hide it. PLEASE. Do us all a favour. And I mean, favour. *Heh*

FERNANDO TORRES, you’ve been underperforming but yes, I have around 600 pictures of you in my computer, named myself Michelle Torres, shamelessly used various terms like “You. My Pants. Now” for you because of your extreme attractiveness/booty/charming smirk/freckles/thighs/thick neck/dark Spanish eyes but good attempt yesterday and I sincerely hope your hamstring heals soon. Oh and your swan/captured by pokeball dive amused me very much so.

CARLOS PUYOL, you’re the reason Espana was in the finals and I’m eternally grateful. It saddens me to know you’re retiring after this cause you’re irreplaceable. <3 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVER GET A HAIRCUT CAUSE IT’S BROUGHT ME SO MUCH JOY.

SERGIO BUSQUETS, or guy who always gets hurt, according to me. Yuwei names me after you and I sincerely don’t know why. Yesterday I also realized how you’re really quite adorable.

XAVI HERNANDEZ, you’re outstanding and I adore you. You also have the cutest face and handle the ball like a pro. Which you are. Okay.  *KISS*

FERNANDO LLORENTE, I think you should get more credit for your awesomeness. Thanks for getting your tight shirt ripped off. It was the highlight of the Spain vs Chile match. Really.

JESUS NAVAS, I could die in your eyes. I was gonna say literally but then I pictured it and realized how it just wouldn’t work. In fact, ew. BUT YES, you’re a cool bean and you have stunning potential.

XABIER ALONSO you have BRILLIANT skills + brilliant chest hair :p The ninja kick you took to your chest was outrageous though, but I knew you were man enough to take it. I think I’ll have to check it though, yeah? Hahahahahaha.

PEDRO RODRIGUEZ, you’ve played tremendously and I can see big things in the futura for you. *applaud!* and *whispers* I think if you had passed it to torres the other night anyway? He wouldn’t have gotten it in.

DEL BOBO AKA COACH AKA BOSSMAN AKA MR. AWESOMESAUCE, you have trained your/my men well. Please smile more Also, seeing you getting tossed in the air by the boys was the. Best. Moment. Ever.

Paul the Octopus, Hi, YOU > MANKIND

Ng Siqi (he NEEDS an honourable mention here), you’re an oracle too. Why? Cause every single match you bet on, lost. So some good did come out of this. You’ve earned my appreciation. And maybe a little victory hug too. *dance*

and now I come to a close of my eternal creepiness.

The obsession will end sooner or later.

I choose later.

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